{"id":1296,"date":"2014-05-12T06:10:47","date_gmt":"2014-05-12T06:10:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cremeneanu.ro\/?p=1296"},"modified":"2014-05-14T06:40:05","modified_gmt":"2014-05-14T06:40:05","slug":"postarea-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cremeneanu.ro\/?p=1296","title":{"rendered":"Dracusorul de sub masa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cremeneanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/LittleDevil_cartoon_607.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cremeneanu.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/LittleDevil_cartoon_607.gif\" alt=\"Little Devil\" width=\"260\" height=\"233\" \/><\/a>Nunta \u00eencepuse de c\u00e2teva ore,\u00a0iar nunta\u0219ii se distrau de minune. Eram \u00eenc\u0103 euforic pentru c\u0103 abia trecusem de la casete \u0219i cd-uri la mp3, iar munca de DJ mi se p\u0103rea o minun\u0103\u021bie reinventat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Principala mea preocupare \u00een acea noapte era s\u0103-mi p\u0103zesc tastatura \u0219i mouse-ul de m\u00e2inile agile ale unui b\u0103ie\u021bel viclean. 3 ani, blond, r\u0103u \u0219i r\u0103sf\u0103\u021bat. Se apropia cu ochii mari \u015fi\u00a0curio\u015fi, cerceta c\u00e2teva secunde \u015fi, la un moment dat, fulger\u0103tor, punea m\u00e2na pe mouse sau pe tastatur\u0103. Dac\u0103 atingea unul dintre butoane putea s\u0103-mi opreasc\u0103 melodia sau s\u0103 porneasc\u0103 alta. A\u0219a c\u0103 eram permanent \u00een gard\u0103, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103-l opresc f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-l bruschez. Mama \u00eel supraveghea cu lejeritate, iar bunica de la \u021bar\u0103 se minuna mereu de de\u0219tept\u0103ciunea nepotului.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 un timp\u00a0nu l-am mai v\u0103zut \u0219i m-am\u00a0relaxat pu\u0163in. Lini\u015ftea mea a\u00a0durat doar c\u00e2teva minute. Brusc, \u00een timpul unei melodii la care se dansa \u0219i se c\u00e2nta \u00een draci, timpanul mi-a fost tr\u0103znit de o lini\u0219te morm\u00e2ntal\u0103!\u00a0Calculatorul s-a oprit! Am \u00eenghe\u021bat! Zeci de ochi plini de repro\u0219 s-au a\u0163intit\u00a0asupra mea. Dup\u0103 ce m-am dezmeticit, primul g\u00e2nd a fost s\u0103 verific alimentarea. M-am aplecat sub mas\u0103, unde se afla computerul \u0219i&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei acolo l-am descoperit pe\u00a0micul dr\u0103cu\u0219or! V\u0103zuse ledul verde aprins \u015fi a ap\u0103sat butonul care a oprit\u00a0o nunt\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103 din dans. Nu pot descrie furia care m-a cuprins! Am reu\u0219it, totu\u015fi, s\u0103 nu-l confund cu o minge de fotbal. Mama lui a ap\u0103rut imediat, l-a smuls de sub mas\u0103, iar dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva scatoalce,\u00a0pu\u0219tiul pl\u00e2ngea spre marea mea satisfac\u0163ie.<\/p>\n<p>Am repornit computerul, mi-am cerut scuze pt \u00eentrerupere, am dat drumul din nou la muzic\u0103, apoi pre\u021b de 15 minute m-am lini\u0219tit fum\u00e2nd o \u021bigar\u0103. C\u00e2nd lucrurile p\u0103reau c\u0103 s-au normalizat, a ap\u0103rut bunica b\u0103iatului, \u00een echipamentul standard de \u201ebunic\u0103\u201d de la \u0163ar\u0103 \u2013 n\u0103fram\u0103, bluz\u0103 alb\u0103 \u0219i poale negre. M-a privit ca pe capra vecinului \u015fi, cu un z\u00e2mbet criminal, m-a \u00eentrebat, radioas\u0103: \u201eV-o aranjat ceala mic, i-da?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Au urmat, din nou, furie (mai mare), \u021big\u0103ri (mai multe) \u0219i o bere (singura\u00a0\u00een noaptea aceea).<\/p>\n<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_left\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_button\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.cremeneanu.ro\/wp-content\/plugins\/facebook-button-plugin\/images\/large-facebook-ico.png\" alt=\"Fb-Button\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like fcbkbttn_large_button\"><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/www.cremeneanu.ro\/?p=1296\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\" layout=\"button_count\"  size=\"large\"><\/fb:like><\/div><div class=\"fb-share-button fcbkbttn_large_button \" data-href=\"https:\/\/www.cremeneanu.ro\/?p=1296\" data-type=\"button_count\" data-size=\"large\"><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Nunta \u00eencepuse de c\u00e2teva ore,\u00a0iar nunta\u0219ii se distrau de minune. 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